THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
I just hurt myself laughing
Jesus, you JESUS.
OH MY GOD
Happy Good Friday
Josh Peck in his prime
one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
now is the time.
|—||ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)|
If ur pets dont like him he aint da one