Warping Termite.

tumbledore-:

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Happy Good Friday

lazyyounglady:

Josh Peck in his prime

lazyyounglady:

Josh Peck in his prime

saltbone:


this asshole

saltbone:

this asshole

deanprincesster:

one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

tegernakospirit:

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.


LMFAOOOOOOOOO

tegernakospirit:

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

There is a full lunar eclipse tonight. Want to invade the water tribe?

rufiozuko:

now is the time.

this didn’t happen in the books
ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

pervgurt:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one