markssailingthecrisscolfership:

Then you won’t want to hear about my ship

rneerkat:

spamanos:

rneerkat:

what did the squirrel say to his waitress

squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit

why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest

ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

..they just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary…you can’t gain anything without losing something first. Although…if you can endure that pain, and walk away from it…you will find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle…..yeah…a heart made fullmetal. - Edward Elric

fandomblogger:

hagridlookalikeatyoservice:

consultingsuperhusbands:

sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

#that time Harry had perfect Harry hair

#that time a book-to-movie adaptation was nearly perfect

I fucking love Harry’s hair in POA

imo poa was the best hp movie adaption

allegrophobia:

so i was drawing whales yesterday

and my sister decided that if you flip this drawing upside down he turns into a party whale

havin’ a whale of a time

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

best-of-funny:

jimdoesntcarrey:

salacl:

jimdoesntcarrey:

lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:

does any1 remember the replacements

i do

what happened to this show!!!???

it was… replaced

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